Week 7 Update

Wildlife at the Beav had to head for cover as the Island Shepard was rounding em up.
Well, Hot Dog night went incredibly well.

Somehow Kirky manages to provide 20 hot dogs, 7 sausages, 2 cans of beans and 4 bags of chips and miniature buns for the golfers with a budget of only $150.00. I was left to help him clean up and we had a deep throat contest with the remaining charred dogs - I won!
The first half of the season was won by the fella's from Fed Excrement. The match was a close one with Lester coming through with a clutch shoton number nine (I thought it was his 9th shot of the hole but the scorecard said 4) well done Master Thespian!
The overcooked sausage is not being handled well by my system and I may have to get the jaws of life to pry it out of my colon.
The best thing about Hot Dog night is not visiting the shit hole known as "Sandies".

We had a report of young man Turner snapping like a twig when his Rotary phone kept ringing. He was repeatedly interupted from halving the chicken fingers and he came close to tearing the sleeveless shirt off his chiseled frame.

Week 5 and 6 results

Welcome To Sandies!!


Well we were rained out last week as you all know, so I added that week to the second 1/2 of the year and made it count as double points toward the week that we lost including playing the blind. The handicap adjustments were done based on my own chinese math and are going to be adjusted after the 3rd week of the second half of the first quarter of next months results. If you have any questions call BRUCE!!!! LOL!!! I love the InterWeb!!
I also changed Hot Dog night to the 23rd of this month.
Kirk - please start sifting through the mold and get some brown beans for the fella's.

Also, we have had some complaints that the pace of play is too quick. Michael Gangsteroflove noticed a group playing the first hole and they completed it in just under 35 minutes. I will send a memo out later this month regarding article 3, paragraph 1 section 2.5.1 titled PACE OF PLAY - GOLFERS ARE TO COMPLETE EACH HOLE AS IF THEY ARE OUT FOR A SUNDAY STROLL WITH A DEAD WILDABEAST.

Enjoy the week fellas, Bob Dieliki the Tire thrower and I are going for a bike ride to some local antique shops this weekend.

Oh one more thing Fuck all of ya!

This is my pal Fester on the first hole, he had a birdie.

Another great night for our league. Most golfers finished before midnight and Carol looked splendid at Sandies.
Curt called to report free wings and beer at Sandies but it was apparently a put on. He still is a bit dazed from losing his wallet at the stripper joint in Canada last year.
The cheaters from Luvata were having a field day, giving each other 6 foot gimmie's and having a grand time. They were even spotted in the parking lot giving each other hot oil massages after their round.

I do have some sad news to report - the Chef at Turners has passed away from rabies and Old Man Turner is not allowed to have any patrons on the patio. He was playing his HI Fi too loud while clipping his toenails and upset his new neighbor.

They do however have a Roller Derby starting this weekend. The route goes from the front door to the rear patio.

See you fuckers next Wednesday.
All my best,
Jerry CochNocher