This is my pal Fester on the first hole, he had a birdie.

Another great night for our league. Most golfers finished before midnight and Carol looked splendid at Sandies.
Curt called to report free wings and beer at Sandies but it was apparently a put on. He still is a bit dazed from losing his wallet at the stripper joint in Canada last year.
The cheaters from Luvata were having a field day, giving each other 6 foot gimmie's and having a grand time. They were even spotted in the parking lot giving each other hot oil massages after their round.

I do have some sad news to report - the Chef at Turners has passed away from rabies and Old Man Turner is not allowed to have any patrons on the patio. He was playing his HI Fi too loud while clipping his toenails and upset his new neighbor.

They do however have a Roller Derby starting this weekend. The route goes from the front door to the rear patio.

See you fuckers next Wednesday.
All my best,
Jerry CochNocher