Recap at Halfway Mark

Well we are halfway home and it looks like a tight race between the Ronconians and Tire throwers.
The heat has made it tough for the fella's that wear dungarees and we're glad that Mike Gangsta of love put his sharpie away. Bruce did confirm his hatred of Muslims and said the likeness of his wang on the 6th tee was remarkable.
We still have a few hot dogs left from last year and will re-purpose the beans for the next 6 Hot Dog nights.
Good luck next week and don't forget to share the Bone in Ribeye at the RockStone.

Young man Turner has had an allergic reaction to gnawing the synthetic rubber off of the ping pong paddles. He has uncontrollable spasms whenever he is around hot barmaids and goes into a cleaning frenzy when behind the bar. He recently promoted Achilles to night manager and was last seen looking for a customer's wallet in the men's room.
See you Fuckers next week.

New Season to Start- Meet at Turners After

Well Fella's its time to get ready to play our typical 5 hour round of Wednesday night golf.
I took the liberty of adding 6 more chapters to our bylaws as I need to be sure team Ronconian has every opportunity to win each week.

Hope you all had a nice offseason, I kept busy by furiously buffing my balls twice a day. I can't wait to show them to you all.



I also was able to peel off a few layers of rotten skin from the left over hot dogs so we are good to go for the 1st Hot Dog night.

See you fuckers soon.

Jerry

Tribune team banished from league

Gentlemen, as you all know the team from the tribune has been banished from our league.
Below you will find a copy of the letter that was sent via certified mail to the team manager from our league CEO Spruce Bruce.

From the Desk of the Spruce Bruce
Dear Sir or Madam,
Due to your violation of the Bylaws, article 3, paragraph 2.1.1, item #3, page 4;
Any team that does not show up without a written excuse from their parent or legal guardian and if said absence has absolutely no affect on the standings of this incredibly piss-poor run league, said team will be BANISHED from further play.

It has been great playing with you fella's.

XOXOXO
Bruce

p.s. I lost my sundial last week, please turn it in at the clubhouse if you have it.


Enjoy the off-season.
See you Fuckers in the Spring.

Jerry