Gentlemen, as you all know the team from the tribune has been banished from our league.
Below you will find a copy of the letter that was sent via certified mail to the team manager from our league CEO Spruce Bruce.
From the Desk of the Spruce Bruce
Dear Sir or Madam,
Due to your violation of the Bylaws, article 3, paragraph 2.1.1, item #3, page 4;
Any team that does not show up without a written excuse from their parent or legal guardian and if said absence has absolutely no affect on the standings of this incredibly piss-poor run league, said team will be BANISHED from further play.
It has been great playing with you fella's.
XOXOXO
Bruce
p.s. I lost my sundial last week, please turn it in at the clubhouse if you have it.
Enjoy the off-season.
See you Fuckers in the Spring.
Jerry
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