Subject: 2014 Beaver island Golf Club Dues & Fees

Gentlemen,
The following changes have been made to our league fees

1. $1200 Reservation Fees (15 weeks x 40Golfers x $2) are no longer required.

2.  All greens fees, $440, are do prior to the first group teeing off each week(40 golfer x $11)

3. All those who tee off after 5:30 will be required to pay a one time fee of $17 for a miner's hat with flashlight attached.

The end result of this is that for golf this year your going to pay $165 instead of $195 however this will have to be upfront or in installment throughout the year, I'm still trying to figure out the easiest way to handle it without it being an accounting nightmare. I have a fairly serious gambling problem in addition to an addiction to porn and need the money upfront to support my vices. I am also being sued by Mo for taking over the league and need money for my legal woes.
This fee would be do even if you miss weeks.  Please consider this you were only out $2 a week before now you will be out $11.

I need a response on whether or not your still in and also if you have any payment suggestions I'd love to hear them.  I cant wait for this golf season and cannot wait to make out with Carol Channing after a night of heavy drinking at Say Cheese.

Thanks!

Joe D.