Gents - thanks for finding 17 more random people to act as golfers in the league that already has too many members, as are last night we are almost full. If the new members don't show up or don't pay, then I'll find some homeless people and bring them in.
This week we'll have 2 closest to the pins' and one closest to my crotch - I'll be straddling the final hole wearing nothing but a smile.
Ties will carry over to next week when I'll dream up some other contest that will make absolutely no sense whatsoever, consistent with everything else.
Remember this week is also establish your handicap week. New golfers will be slotted in first place for the remainder of the year.

Good Day.