Monday, July 18, 2016

Fellas,




Haven't been able to update the site lately as I've had a beef brisket lodged in my colon for the last month. Feel a little bloated however some of the meds I'm taking have increased my hearing capacity!!
I am now able to hear anyone talking about me or the league within a 100 yard radius so quit poking fun at me.

I've decided that the last group on the course can pencil in whatever name they see fit for closest to the pins or long drive. I've decided that birdie holes will only happen when I say so, so fuck off.

I've decided to eat my weight in brisket at the new pub.
I've decided to play slap and tickle with Hunter after eating the brisket.

See you fuckers next time.

Your proud Infidel,

Joe D (as in Dolt)


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