My Neice on the Course, Jenny Cochnocher, aint she cute.Well we made it to the first week of the second half of the season. Thanks again for all of the help cleaning up after Hot Dog night, everyone pitched in but the fella's from the Tribune, they must have had a deadline. The extra relish will not go to waste, Kirky poured it into one of his golf shoes and will bring it back for Hot Dog night in a few weeks.
Remember that due to the rainout a few weeks back the season has been extended by a week and all scores from that week will be posted as per the blind, minus handicap plus we add the last weeks score and the square root of my left nut.
Best Dressed Golfer goes to Mike GangsterofLove for his Toxic Orange shirt and Pasty White legs. Lester looked resplendent in a neatly pressed pair of Wranglers.
I had a great time at Sandies after my round and can't say enough about the chef. I ordered the Tofu Burger and white rice, the light was dim but I swear my rice was moving on my plate. The Grapevine may have their Fish Tanks but Sandies has a nightly Air Show with different breeds of Flies fighting for the air space. The dog in Sandies gave it a down home feel, so much so that I unbuttoned my pants and peed in front of the TV.
I never see the Luvata fella's at Sandies, they get caught up playing slap and tickle in the parking lot after the round and end up spanking each other.
Have a great Fourth of July, I plan on spending some quality time with myself and a good periodical.
See you fuckers next week.
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