Week 10 Golf Update

Well another 90 degree Wednesday golf night at the Beav, at least we were able to finish our 9 holes under 3 1/2 hours.

The night could have gone better but the cart girl is bipolar and/or deaf and acts indifferent to some of the golfers, ok just me, friggin witch. I'm going to disconnect the brake cable on her cart and watch with enjoyment as she plummets into the scum covered pond, I wish a curse of roids on her as well.

I witnessed a miracle of nature while on the 5th hole. A large bullfrog was enjoying the hot sun when suddenly an errant shot made a direct hit on the poor fella. I caught it on tape and included it for your enjoyment.

The 90 plus temperature, 190% humidity and lack of air conditioning at Sandies made it feel like you were in Satan's bowel. Carol's face of plastic was starting to disintegrate the and even the flies were repulsed.

I recommend the Cajun Wings at "Say Beefcake" if you're looking to remove a few layers of stomach lining. Wednesday is "Ugly Women With Tramp Stamp Night."

The course is in fine shape as Burl Ives aka Gary turned the sprinkler on for 10 minutes to take a shower.

Don't forget to repair your ballmarks and remember Sandies new rule, No Shirt, No Sleeves, No Service.

See you fuckers next week, and don't forget the cart girl is a huge BIIIIIIIITCH.