Year End Results

Here I am adding up the extra hot dogs.



Well we had a good turnout for the final event at Chestnut Run Golf Course.
The fella's from Ufinrax won the title even though they played on Tuesday's and handed in the card (at Sandies) on Wednesday multiple times throughout the year. This violated 12 articles in our ByLaws but no points deducted as they are a bunch of swell eggs.

We also would like to thank the fellas from the the Tire Company about reminding me that rolling the ball in the fairway is allowed. I'm not up on the rules of golf and never see this done anywhere else but it must be ok since they do it every week.

Also, to the teams that did not call to pair up with your opponents - you will receive 0 points from now on, sometimes or not as I will selectively penalize the teams as I feel like it.

Further, the white stakes on the sides of the fairways near the wooded areas are just there for decoration, not to mark out of bounds or anything, so feel free to bang as many balls past them and DO NOT add a penalty stroke.

Our finances look great as I was able to pay myself $150.00 plus all the extra hot dogs and condiments for all of my hard work. It is very hard to misinterpret the ByLaws differently every week as I decide which team to screw with.

I hope you fuckers enjoy the off season and don't forget to stop by my house to spank me real hard.

See you Fuckers Next Year.
Regards,

Jer Bear